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Originally Posted by ABBAgirl  PEAR-SHAPED GAL’S LAMENT 
Well I’m a lovely gal who’s shaped just like a pear
From what I see on TV, it must be pretty rare.
I’d really rather be a sexy figure-eight
With a top to match my bottom, wow that would be great!
But that won’t likely happen with my poor little size C’s
My derriere’s so ample, they’d have to be Double G’s!
I’m counting calories, exercising, drinking like a fish
So how long is it going to take until I get my wish?
I’m a wreck when pants shopping; it’s just a cruel game
‘Cuz I can’t find any that will fit THIS frame!
A tiny waist is great, but what about my thighs?
To fit up over them, I need an Uber-size!
So they finally fit my butt, but my poor waist is a swimmin’
But one day soon I know, those hips will be a trimmin’!
Pear versus apple, I think it’s all a little fruity -
I’d just like to carry less of my own sweet booty
So here’s to all the pear-shaped gals, bound by our odd shape
If all else fails, don’t lose hope - just use some Duct Tape! |
You are too funny and quite good with words and comical poetry!
I write poetry too ...this is good ..its cute!
J Lo is pear shaped
I didn't know if you knew that ..but she is pear shaped ... they had all these different figures on the magazine one day ...what each one looks like ..
Eva Angelolina, Kurt Doeglasses wife, The producer of Ugly Betty.... is hourglass shaped ..she is so hot ..and I so want to be hot!~ lol there I said it ...that is my need, want, desire.. to be hot!
Hun ..you will be hot too! As we all will be!!
If you just keep trecking ..keep chugging water (I also drink tea, English Breakfast with a packet of sweet n low ) no
calories ... u know
but you can do it hun
And it sucks your not near an "Lane Bryant", they actually have pants for women pear shaped ..than they have the hourglass figure and one other one ...they have one with short and stauky tooo ..even me! lol I am the one with the red coded color?
How is the pants shopping? Have you looked at any other places than the one mentioned before? You might want to venture out...
I thought I would be passed the 24s, but I won't be until I reach January or February ....so I am breaking and getting jeans tomorrow from Fashion Bug...
ttylater hun
write anytime
love yas
will check in again
always
natalie jo
btw ..cute poem!
