How about edible heart-shaped pasties for your boobs--then he can lick/suck them off..do they make those? lol You could put them anywhere you want, really

. My H and I have had similar fun with fruit roll ups.

TMI?
V-day always sucked for me, too--especially when I was single and bf-less. Now that I'm married, we hardly even celebrate it and I really don't care.