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Originally Posted by James  Older People
If you are 35 and over, and a man, please have grey hair. If you don't have grey hair, I will probably card you because if I don't, I will have my manager up my ass, even though he knows that you are a good 10 years older than him. Women, please walk in with men that have grey hair. If there is no line, and time permits, I will most likely card you in a friendly way just to make sure you are already walking in to the bar in a good mood (means better tips for everyone involved), and to hear you say "oooh, you are SUCH a good boy!" Men: Don't get upset if I don't card you... you are not an older woman, and need to act like you have a pair, even if it doesn't work anymore. |
Friday night I went out for a quick beer with the guys from work - everyone got proofed - BUTMY OLD ASS... Sucked!!! Yeah I know i'm old...
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Originally Posted by James
Not Getting Kicked Out
These are the following things that I have had to remove people from the bar for doing. This will be an updated list.
-Sleeping on the bar
-Sleeping on the floor
-Pulling your pants down to prove how big it is to anyone who cares
-Spanking a waitress
-Putting your hands into other peoples' beers
-Giving the manager's girlfriend shit
-Giving the manager shit
-Giving me shit
-Describing your fantasy which includes the bartender to the bartender in question
-Being a Sabers fan
-Your friend is a Sabers fan
-Being rude for no reason
-Tearing up menus and acting like a child throwing a tempertantrum
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One o f the last times I was in a bar -some ditzy blonde bimbette threw up on my shoes - she was not kicked out - she was totally fussed over.. and me -I was left with a pair of puked on ruined suede shoes... she should have been killed for stupidity...
The above list seems to apply to men only... females do plenty og stupid crap to get them kicked out...
