THERE I WAS, THIRD TIME AT MY NEW GYM, TRYING TO MAX OUT MY BENCH PRESS WHEN I SHARTED IN MY NEW NIKE SPANDEX WORKOUT SHORTS. DAMN PROTEIN POWDER! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. IT SMELLED JUST LIKE A COMBINATION OF CURRY CHICKEN, BURNING MOTOR OIL, AND PART OF A SKUNKS ASSLIP. I PANICKED. THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK TO DO WAS JUMP INTO THE UNOCCUPIED SPA TO CLEAN MYSELF OFF. JUST AFTER I GOT IN, OF COURSE, I HAD TO PEE UNCONTROLLABLY FROM ALL THE WATER AND SUPPLEMENTS. SO I LET IT RIP. I SOON REALIZED I WAS MARINATING IN A BUCKET OF MY OWN PISS AND $HIT SO I GOT THE HELL OUT. I FEEL SO BAD FOR ANYONE THAT USED THAT SPA AFTER I CONVERTED IT TO A TOILET. I'M SORRY.

OHHH man.. that stinks.. I swear i get the runs everytime I start pushing myself and im stuck on a machine.. and you know if you try to squeek one off..it may not just be a squeeker :-D Ohh dude..that stinks..huh , literally...
That reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.

<Joe Dirt> I got the poo on me! </Joe Dirt>