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May 5th, 2005, 10:19 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | | | Desperate... :( As You All Know By Now, Life Isn't Going So Well For Me.
I Still Have C Cups. Brad Is Using My Ex-girlfriend Like Ron Jeremy In His Prime. I Crapped Myself Benchpressing The Other Day Right Next To The Only Woman At The Gym That Doesn't Appear To Have External Ovaries. What Next?
All I Wanted To Do Is Better Myself So I Could Get A Wickid Hottie. Should I Give Up Or Try And Muster Some Dignity And Pursue Physical Perfection? | 
May 5th, 2005, 10:30 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | | | where did you get that picture at??? | 
May 5th, 2005, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by fatgurrlnomo where did you get that picture at??? | FUNNY STORY... THE GIRL IN THE PIC (MY EX,EX) WAS NOT AFRAID OF FILM IN THE BEDROOM. WE SET UP A TRI POD AND TOOK THAT ONE. AFTER OUR WILD AND, DARE I SAY, PAINFUL LOVE MAKING SESSION, THE CAMERA WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND.
A MONTH LATER, AFTER A HOMETOWN BUFFET BINGE, SHE HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR TO REMOVE A WAYWARD CHICKEN NUGGET FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE. DURING THE VISIT, THE DOC LOCATED AN OVEN MIT, A HALF ORDER OF CHILI CHEESE FRIES AND, YOU GUESSED IT, THE CAMERA. THAT WAS THE ONLY PIC THAT SURVIVED THE ORDEAL.
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May 5th, 2005, 11:24 AM
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Rep Power: 20 | | | Dude..you kill me.. I love reading your stuff..you are a fricken riot.
Wow..anyway.. Dont lose hope man..you have to keep trying! I havent given up yet..you cant! well, you can, its a free world..but dont! its not worth it.. | 
May 5th, 2005, 11:54 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | | SON, YOU FLATTER ME. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK UNLESS SOME UPTIGHT BUNGHOLE MAKES ME DISAPPEAR. | 
May 5th, 2005, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by EB847 SON, YOU FLATTER ME. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK UNLESS SOME UPTIGHT BUNGHOLE MAKES ME DISAPPEAR.  | Thats what your camera said!
On a serious note, chicken nuggets are for internal use only. | 
May 5th, 2005, 04:57 PM
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I do hope that no "real" chickens were injured to send this message...
Unless the chicken had fun doing it... | 
May 5th, 2005, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by stoptheexcuses Im not a "son" im a woooman..but thats cool...
I do hope that no "real" chickens were injured to send this message...
Unless the chicken had fun doing it... | PARDON ME, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A BROAD. I MUST HAVE ASSUMED YOU WERE A DUDE, WHEN YOU REFERRED TO ME AS A DUDE. NOW GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO VACUUM OR SOMETHING. | 
May 6th, 2005, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by stoptheexcuses Im not a "son" im a woooman..but thats cool...
I do hope that no "real" chickens were injured to send this message...
Unless the chicken had fun doing it... | I'm OK.
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