Bad day...
I started my day like any other day. 40 Minutes of cardio, then on to the weights. Their was a moderate level of people inside the gym. Set up the weights to do leg presses. Took a drink of water and got in the chair. On the second set my stomach started bubbling and was followed by the biggest fart I have ever heard come out of a human being. Every non-earphone wearing body had my full attention. You could have heard their thoughts...lol

Lol.............

Great little topic.
And Nice work--thank you for sharing- for me this makes perfect sense though.

two days ago i was going for a squat of 405lbs. the spotter inadvertently tickled me while getting into position to spot. needless to say, i buckled and went straight down to the lowest position i could go. i manage to walk it over to the bottom rack, like an accordion lol. we set back up and tried again and it went just fine, but man was that funny.

That's a funny, although embarrassing story.
I don't have the the courage to share my own embarrassing stories here, but let me just tell you that everyone has one!!

Yep it's happened to me too CelticWolf the trainer even said now thats putting good pressure on those ab mussels

great thread celticwolf, and your story was hilarious!

for me i think the worst was during the heat wave at the peak of summer, the freakin AC at the gym was broken and i was walking around that gym literally sweating rivers down my face it was ridiculous! it was like working out in a sauna....the only good thing is that pretty much everyone was just as hot and sweaty and walking around in partially drenched shirts too so i didn't feel like a complete freak lol!

@CelticWolf...lol I almost choked to death on the water I was drinking.

My story goes something like this...I just finished working out at the gym (did back and bi's I think) I finished my workout with some HIIT Training (High Intensity Interval Training) on the dreadmill...

All of the back dreadmills were taken in the back so I had to take on in the front...right in front of the TV's. I start jogging for a minute then I kicked it up to 12 or 14 miles an hour to sprint.

My music stopped all of a sudden so I looked down to see what happened, my headphones had come out of my MP3 player. By the time I looked up I had already began to fall. I tripped and spun in the air and the dreadmill kicked me off like a stunt dummy into the row of dreadmills behind me.

I had a huge scratch on my knee and you could smell a burnt smell while the dreadmill was still spinning. People came over to see if I was okay but I was dying laughing (partly to out laugh anyone else who was laughing and because I couldn't believe that it happened to me)

P.S. I work out at home now and I don't go to gym anymore, don't know if there's a correlation between the two...?

Awesome idea for a topic!

That is hilarious! Things like that always seem to happen to me, which is why I work out in my condo's gym where there's never anyone around!

This happened to the girl next to me at the gym. I asked her if she was okay and whatnot with a concerned expression on my face, but on the inside I was laughing so hard I almost busted something.

LMAO.


ohhhh my word.


YESTERDAY, i was doing incline leg press.... and i was a little gasy.... and i had my headphones on so i couldnt hear it but i felt that it was a high pitched squeaker fart.... and none heard except two like... 14 year old boys....


which i think is worse... because they giggle... alot!!!!!! LMAO


i was totally mortified for about 30 seconds...... but hey.... it happens....

and i was pushing heavy weight so whatever!!!!!!!! haha. better than letter one loose while you are eating a big mac at your desk at work LOL... that may be worse im thinking heheheh


edit: lol... i know i know.... all you men are disgusted to hear that GIRLS ACTUALLY DO PASS GAS!!!!! ive ruined my squeaky clean image here now... wait.... my journal does that already... NVM hehe

I go the gym at 12 pm everyday and I walk into the Men's room everyday to change and see a 60+ year old man with one leg bent over the counter drying his privates with a hair dryer naked.. I always laugh bc I find it hilarious