Aww. You sound depressed. To spend an entire day reading Perez Hilton would depress anyone!
I went through a similar sort of thing almost 2 years ago... after Hurricane Katrina (we lost our house to the flooding), we moved to Texas for my husband's new job. We left behind all our friends and even my two older children decided not to come with us, but remained in New Orleans to live with their dad. So we came here with only the little bit we scavenged from our house and our 3 year old. We didn't know anyone in this place, and since I stay home with our son (a big change for me since I'd always worked outside the home), I found myself with way too much time on my hands, no friends, etc.
But, don't let the depression get the best of you. Get out and walk those dogs and think about all the people in the world who are worse off than you are. Think of this as a new opportunity. Just my two cents. Good luck to you!