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November 3rd, 2007, 08:44 AM
|  | Junior Member | | Join Date: Dec 2006
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Rep Power: 12 | | Which office moron are you? Morning,
I just came across "Which office moron are you?" and scored: I'll smoke you a kipper, because you'll be back for breakfast. You're the cult television show quoting, user account deleting, soap loathing IT Manager.
Something in your childhood has made you the way you are. You've been hired to provide a service to everyone else in the office - you make the computers run, and you make them run well. You've streamlined everything; you've removed all the viruses and installed all the firewalls. The only trouble - the only hole in your veneer of digital perfection - is the way you laugh at everyone.
If someone doesn't know UNIX, you laugh at them. If they lose their password, they laugh at them. If they visit a website using Microsoft Internet Explorer and their computer succumbs to an Internet worm, you laugh. Then you take a swig of your Coke, and with another hearty chuckle tell all your friends on IRC about the idiots you have to deal with.
Maybe it makes you feel better about yourself, although let's face it, you don't need help in that department. You're great, you. Fantastic like burning cool. If only those luddite office fools would let you play Unreal Tournament in peace. .... How true, how true.
Enjoy,
Barbara Rum and Monkey: The Office Moron Test | 
November 3rd, 2007, 09:26 AM
|  | How about a nice cup of... | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Wishing I was in bed
Posts: 20,075
Rep Power: 217 | | I'm apparantly barbara's evil twin
I'll smoke you a kipper, because you'll be back for breakfast. You're the cult television show quoting, user account deleting, soap loathing IT Manager.
Something in your childhood has made you the way you are. You've been hired to provide a service to everyone else in the office - you make the computers run, and you make them run well. You've streamlined everything; you've removed all the viruses and installed all the firewalls. The only trouble - the only hole in your veneer of digital perfection - is the way you laugh at everyone.
If someone doesn't know UNIX, you laugh at them. If they lose their password, they laugh at them. If they visit a website using Microsoft Internet Explorer and their computer succumbs to an Internet worm, you laugh. Then you take a swig of your Coke, and with another hearty chuckle tell all your friends on IRC about the idiots you have to deal with.
Maybe it makes you feel better about yourself, although let's face it, you don't need help in that department. You're great, you. Fantastic like burning cool. If only those luddite office fools would let you play Unreal Tournament in peace. | 
November 3rd, 2007, 06:47 PM
|  | Senior Member | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Great Lakes State
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Originally Posted by maleficent I'm apparantly barbara's evil twin  | Mal, you're always saying you're not attractive, and I've always thought you were just being down on yourself. But if this is your pic, then all I have to say is--wax the beard!! LOL | 
November 3rd, 2007, 06:54 PM
|  | Senior Member | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Great Lakes State
Posts: 7,493
Rep Power: 89 | | Well, none of the answers were all that appealing to me. But I find this amusing since I don't feel that I have a real job, or that I'm currently in a position that utilizes my talents very well. Quote: Stop crying, little one. You're the disarmingly young temp.
You had to get some kind of job when you left school, and nobody's willing to pick up a fresh-faced graduate and give them an amazing job. Not unless they're some kind of genius, anyway, and even then it's unlikely because geniuses make people uneasy. Clever people do not fit in offices.
So you're a temp. Working from short contract to short contract, dodging your officemates' condascending glances, you hope one day to have a real job. Until then, the fact that you look about twelve makes you an easy target both for tea-making duties and the perverted old boss | |  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread | Linear Mode | |
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