I got the great new from my Dr. Tuesday that I get to have a colonoscopy next Thursday. Fun, fun. Anyway as some may know the worst part of the procedure is getting "prepared".
From midnight Tuesday thruogh Thursday morning I can eat nothing but chicken broth and jello. I will also have to take medication that will "clean me out" Wednesday. So I am curious. Between 38-46 hours (depending on procedure/recovery time) I will have no food except broth/jello and getting the pipes cleaned. how much weight do you think I will loose? I am going to weigh after dinner Tuesday and upon return home Thursday.

My guess
5 lbs.

8 lbs...

any more - and how many comments a bout how full of shit you are - I'm not respnsible



and good luck with the colonoscopy...

Most people do not need any medical evidence as to how full of shit I am. There is plenty of anecdotal evidence to back the claim.

it was too easy I'm almost ashamed that I took the bait.. .ALMOST

do you have brown eyes to further back up the claim

Even worse. I have blue eyes with a brown wedge in the left one. Proof that I was not born full of shit but have been slowly filling up over the last 31 years.

looool. I like this cat.

Put me down for 6.8 lbs. What are we wagering? Mal's chastity?

Hmmmm. Good question. Since my chastity will be taken during the procedure, mal may be willing to put hers up to the winner. All I can offer is the respect and admiration of your peers.


And maybe I can give the winner rep points.

born again virgin here -

I'm in

I went down about 6 lbs. IT was sure Fun!!

Rather you than me. I'm afraid to me that area is one way traffic only.

You say that now, but when you need it, you need it.

I'm going for 7.2, but take your end weight before you go for the pipe.

Enjoy that while you can. The colonoscopy isn't too bad. I had one 5 years ago and will continue to have them every 5. So I actually hope to go through about 10-15 more of them Pretty much you go to sleep and wake up. You never know what happened.

Now that sounds scary to me.

Not compared to the alternative.

Being awake? I think I'd rather be awake. I'm the guy who watches them slowly put the needle in my arm while giving blood. I want to see everything. I haven't gotten the pipe yet, but I thought that you were awake for it.