So this morning my husband and are got up for work. He usually works nights but is in physical/combat training this week so we are both working days.

I grab a granola bar and a cup of green tea. I offer him a granola bar. He riffles through the variety in the box and says, "Nah, that doesn't look any good," then he grabs his breakfast: a Hydrocutt washed down with a Full Throttle.

I believe the irony was lost on him

i believe it was lost on me as well, what is a full throttle and a hydrocutt?

speaking of irony, when i was heavier my hubby thought it was funny and often laughed at the huge amounts of food i ate and i warned him one day he'd regret it, now he practically rolls his eyes at me saying i dont eat enough!

Hydrocut is one of those "boost your metabolism" (really just caffeine) pills and Full Throttle is one of those disgusting sugary carbonated Energy Drinks (really just caffeine).


But a Granola bar? THAT's no good.