Does in the car while driving count??


Do you go commando often?

Often during the summer time. Makes me excited to wear those skirts and be sneaking around without panties.

Have you ever had sex in a lake or ocean?

No. What's sex?

Have you ever had a pet throw up on you?

you totally killed the no panty vibe.....

yes i have had a pet throw up on me

do you wanna wrestle?....naked

Umm...yeah, why not? I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I can wrestle another dude, naked, without it being weird. Right? I mean...yeah, let's do it.

Have you ever listened to the same song like 10 times in a row?

No, but I bet my ex-girlfriend imagined that I was girl though.

Have you ever played music so loud that your neighbors bitched about it?

I don't have a spouse, but no. I wanted to pee on my girlfriend once, because I thought it would be funny. But, I've never wanted to choke her.

Have you ever been pissed off at familyweese becuase she keeps beating you to the punch in the "First Word That Comes To Mind" game?

If you're psychic, then...

Have you ever been able to see what I am going to do in the future, especially tonight?

Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. You are a psychic. I'm actually about to stroke in a minute and then take a shower. Then, I'll start opening some beers.

(Psst...you didn't leave a question.)

Have you ever woken up with a bloody nose?

No

Have you ever given someone a bloody nose?

Yes My cousin and I were play fighting and I accidentally elbowed him in the nose (I WON!)

Have you ever sung in front of a bunch of people?

Um, yes. But not by myself. lol. I always have back ups.

Have you ever spit from something really really high off the ground and counted how long it took to get to the bottom?

lol, not exactly that situation but yes I've been caught staring.

Have you ever seen someone changing in their window and not stopped looking?

Yes lol I can see in my neighbors window.
Have you ever fallen really hard and tried to jump up real fast like you didn't fall.

lol, yes. It's usually those damn stairs!

Have you ever drank a crap ton and didn't puke but wish you would have because then maybe you would feel better?