Nope I havent.

Have you ever called to police on your neighbor?

Yes, and again some time soon...

Have you ever had your tonsils removed??

Yeah, and my first meal afterward was a bologna sandwich with potato chips. YEAH!!!

Have you ever had some random ass weird dude talk to you at the hospital?

Not in a hospital, but in other places definitely



Did you laugh at this?
-There is an Overweight Society in Colorado...the Colorado OverWeight Society. They are known as C.O.W.S. Thats a true story, seriously, its true.

Sure

Have you ever eaten too many cough drops and gotten sick?

Yepp, and I was still coughing afterwards.

Have you ever felt embarassed about something somebody else did, even though you didn't even know the person? (i.e. somebody making an arse out of themselves on a bus or in a mall?)

Yes

Have you ever eaten a whole CAKE to yourself?!?!?

YESSSS! I WANTZ ONE NOW!

have you ever poked yourself with a needle while mending something?

Yep, I do alot of sewing with my machine. Got destracted cost me a trip to A&E

Have you ever peed in a swimming pool

Probably, can't remember, haha.


Have you ever shown up drunk on a first date?

Have never showen up drunk on a 1st date.



Have you ever gone all the way on the 1st date?

If by "gone all the way", you mean "get denied of everything, even a handshake", then...yes.

Have you ever worn more than 3 shirts at one time?

when it was cold.

have you ever ran into one of those doors made of glass, not knowing it was glass?

Nope.

Have you ever talked to someone thinking that it was someone else?

HAHA who hasnt. yeah more than once.



Have you ever farted during sex?