Nope

Have you ever had a one night stand?

No, I'm not that kind of dude. I even feel guilty after I masturbate and don't talk to myself for a while.

Have you ever made someone eat something gross, without them knowing?

lol, got a vision of dumb n dumber in the back of my mind and it made me laugh (when he does that stupid face when he's putting exlax in the hot chocolate)...FOCUS!!

Nope, I don't think I have. I'm not evil enough.

have you ever had that snuff stuff that you sniff up your nose?

Wwwwwhat? Do you mean cocaine? NO.

Have you ever put on two unmatching shoes and went outside, not knowing it?

I wasn't talking about cocaine. lol. Snuff. It's that stuff you sniff up your nose, I think they have it at German places... Nvm.

AND NOPE to your questsheeon.

Have you ever farted in bed then pulled the covers over your head to trap the stench?

Totally. What guy hasn't done that?

Have you ever eaten a meal that's so good, it puts tears in your eyes?

Can't say I have.

Have you ever cooked a new meal, from a recipe or whatever, and slaved over the stove just to taste it in the end and have to throw it away because it's not edible?

Yeah, everytime I try to make something that my MOM recommends. She's a terrible cook.

Have you ever masturbated in front of somebody?

Yes.

Have you ever stuck something in a bum or had something in your own bum?

SIGH...yes and yes.

Have you ever laid in bed, naked, for an entire day?

No But I slept naked last night does that count?

Have you ever fallen in love the first time you saw someone?

Nope

Have you ever said I love you and didnt mean it?

everyday (sad I know)

Have you ever been so drunk that everything was funny?

Absoloutely but when I start laughing so hard when Im drunk it usually turns to crying--its so werid but it does.

Have you ever gotten a bloody nose?

Yes my stupid sister hit me with a golf ball when I was like 5.

Have you ever mooned a stranger.