YUUUUUP!!!

Have you ever learned to play an instrument?

ahaahahahah at the mooning.

Clarinet and piano.

Were you ever a band geek in school?

Yes, I was in the band. Clarinet bitchesss.

Have you ever heard someone crying and didn't do anything about it?

Eeeeeh, yeeeeeah, but only if I overhear someone crying and someone is already comforting them. For example, if some girl is crying in a bar, but a bunch of her friends are helping her, I'm not going to butt in and ruin her night even more.

Have you ever practiced kissing on your pillow?

Negatory. Why would you practice kissing on pillow? Why would you practice kissing at all? lol

Have you ever stepped in cat/dog piss?

Uh, to get GOOD AT IT?

No, but a dog threw up in my mouth once.

Have you ever been caught picking your nose?

lol, yes in the car. ew

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

Nope,

Have you ever done something that you KNOW you SHOULD have gone to jail for?

Ummm....I wanna hear the dog and puke story lol

Yup. But, I've also been arrested for things I haven't done, so it kind of works out.

No, you really, really don't.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom, started going #2, and then noticed that you didn't have any toilet paper?

Ughhh, I hate when that happens!!! So yes.

Have you ever gone three days without showering "just because"?

not just because but yeah because I have 3 kids I get freakin tired lol.

Have you ever tripped acid or shrooms?

*EDIT

Nopey nopey.

Have you ever kissed someone shortly after they've thrown up?

Not that I can remember but I have never been drunk alone so more than likely yea

Have you ever eaten so much you had to throw up to make your stomach stop hurting?

Yeah. I get really bad migraines and they make me throw up. Well, that makes me really hungry and one day, ironically, after I threw up and stuffed myself, I was so full that I made myself puke again.

Have you ever seen a dead body?

Yeah when I was younger my dad stopped to help at this car wreck(he was a cop) and the driver had been killed. He didn't tell us the guy was dead I just found out a few years ago.

Have you ever been caught watching porn?