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April 2nd, 2009, 04:15 PM
|  | Senior Member | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Cleveland
Posts: 1,793
Rep Power: 29 | | | What's Your Porn Name?...
Growing up, the thing to do was figure out your porn name. There were a few different ways that I've grown up with that can tell you your porn name, but this is my favorite...
FIRST NAME = Your middle name
LAST NAME = The name of the street you grew up on
My middle name is Omar and the street I grew up on was Marlowe. So, my porn name is... Omar Marlowe
Or, as I like to go by... Omarlowe. HAHAHAHA, aaaaawesome.
So, what's your porn name? (God, I'm so lame.) |
April 2nd, 2009, 04:18 PM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Glendale, CA
Posts: 507
Rep Power: 11 | | | Octavia Manhattan
Or if you do it the 1st pet + street name: Fluffy Manhattan |
April 2nd, 2009, 04:42 PM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Posts: 515
Rep Power: 14 | | | for the street one... marie spring
and for the pet one... benji spring
horrible porn names. apparently i'm not cut out for the porn business. |
April 2nd, 2009, 04:46 PM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 738
Rep Power: 14 | | | first one --- Dorothy Klopp [sounds like an old wrinkly porn star]
second one -- Mogie Klopp
I'd be a horrible porn star..haha |
April 2nd, 2009, 06:22 PM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: MN
Posts: 554
Rep Power: 12 | | | Joy Main
Miss Kitty Main |
April 2nd, 2009, 06:52 PM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Canada
Posts: 722
Rep Power: 13 | | | I have two middle Names...
So...
Victoria Robinson or Ember Robinson
for pet...
Honey Robinson |
April 2nd, 2009, 07:33 PM
|  | Junior Member | | Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 312
Rep Power: 7 | | | HA so I think these are funny.
First one- Michelle Park
Second one- Midnight Park or it could be Rusty Park lol but that just sounds gross |
April 2nd, 2009, 07:41 PM
| | Member | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 738
Rep Power: 14 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by familyweese  HA so I think these are funny.
First one- Michelle Park
Second one- Midnight Park or it could be Rusty Park lol but that just sounds gross | "Rusty Park's profile:
I enjoy sharp objects and monthly tetanus shots really turn me on." |
April 2nd, 2009, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by PaperAirPlanes "Rusty Park's profile:
I enjoy sharp objects and monthly tetanus shots really turn me on." | AHAHAH That is so funny. Could you imagine. Hey Rusty Park get ready for my big needle its all dirty for you. Ewwww ok sorry I'm done. Thats why I don't do porn I can't talk dirty lol it just sounds stupid. |
April 2nd, 2009, 07:58 PM
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Rep Power: 14 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by familyweese AHAHAH That is so funny. Could you imagine. Hey Rusty Park get ready for my big needle its all dirty for you. Ewwww ok sorry I'm done. Thats why I don't do porn I can't talk dirty lol it just sounds stupid. | ahaha, I can't talk dirty [in serious situations] cause I always fuck it up. Or the guy will stop and go "uh...you're into....that?" haha.
"Cmon big boy, stick that needle in Momma, pump me full of your tetanus juice. Oh God...go faster, just give it to me!!"
Ahhh..hahaha. I'mma be thinkin of needle talk all nite now. |
April 2nd, 2009, 08:21 PM
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Posts: 312
Rep Power: 7 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by PaperAirPlanes ahaha, I can't talk dirty [in serious situations] cause I always fuck it up. Or the guy will stop and go "uh...you're into....that?" haha.
"Cmon big boy, stick that needle in Momma, pump me full of your tetanus juice. Oh God...go faster, just give it to me!!"
Ahhh..hahaha. I'mma be thinkin of needle talk all nite now. | HA tetanus juice? And yeah what if you try talking dirty and you scare the guy he'd be like whatt? eh thats nasty girl. That would so happen to me.
I just read your survey thing over on myspace. So apparently Rusty needs a needle now. Ha I actually laughed out loud when I read that. Then had to explain why it was funny to my craptastic husband. |
April 2nd, 2009, 08:34 PM
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Rep Power: 29 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by familyweese HA so I think these are funny.
First one- Michelle Park
Second one- Midnight Park or it could be Rusty Park lol but that just sounds gross | RUSTY PARK?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA, that's AWESOME. |
April 3rd, 2009, 06:14 AM
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ahhahaha I don't have a middle name.
okay a few pet names;
Bermuda Maryvale ( mine just aren't dirty)
Muffin Maryvale
Bubbles Maryvale
Gismo Maryvale |
April 3rd, 2009, 10:00 AM
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Posts: 69
Rep Power: 3 | | | 1st one: Ryan Hollywood
2nd one: Shadow Hollywood
Yeah, definitely not... |
April 24th, 2009, 10:15 PM
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Rep Power: 0 | | | Nicole Sweetbread
Or
Miss Kitty Sweetbread
fail.xD | | |
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