Okay ..... so I thought I'd take the plunge and start a new Game thread.

It follows the same grain as the "Have you ever ..." thread - HOWEVER - you can ask random questions about anything (barring the obvious exclusions in accordance to the WLF rules of course).

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Things like:

Have you ever eaten a playdough?
If you could have lunch with 5 people dead or alive who would it be?
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
What are you most proud of?
How will you know if you have lived a full life?
What is your biggest fear?
What is your favorite kind of music/band?

that kind of thing !

Simply answer the post question and ask another one in it's place.
And as Chef would say - "If you can't figure it out, you should probably punch yourself in the face. Seriously."


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• If Hollywood made a movie about your life what would it be rated and who would be the star?

It would be rated NC-17 for explicit content and random male nudity. Yes, MALE nudity. It would star a shirtless Jason Alexander as me and Paris Hilton as my make believe girlfriend. Why Paris Hilton? Because, nobody else is trashy enough to stoop to the level of even ACTING as my girlfriend.

It would probably be called "Teeny Weiner: The Chronicles Of Chef"...yeeeeeah, aaaaaawesome.

If you had to choose between eating a bucket of your best friend's poop and a mailbag full of walrus moustache hair...which would you choose?

Do I have to eat it as is, or can I cook with it? Either way, the walrus wins here.

What's the scariest thing you've ever done?

the scariest thing I'd ever done would have to be having an elective surgery. I'd never been 'put out' before and was scared out of my mind!

What would be your dream job?

Definitely sky-diving - I'm terrified of heights but my partner bought me a jump for my birthday so I just plucked up the courage and did it.

Sorry Korrie - you beat me to it !
An unemployed millionaire !
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If you could make one celebrity on the planet just disappear - who would it be ? -

Toss about between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Both make me cringe



If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

uh oh, multi post, lol I'll answer both!!

OK..angelina Jolie and California!


If you could date any "friend" (from the tv show) who would it be?

YES !!!! the Baby-buyer


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If you had one wish what would it be. ?

Ross. We both dated lesbians, so we'd at least have THAT in common. Oh, and our penises.

*EDIT - Damnit, I'm too slow.

Wow, umm, I think I have a serious answer for this one. If I had one wish, it would be that nobody would ever get raped again. I hate it, I really, really hate it.

What does your comforter look like? Like, the design and colors and stuff?

wow, what a fast moving thread! good answers Chef! the one about ross cracked me up!

brown...dark on one side, light on the other..no pattern or design

oops! forgot the question...

If you could play any instrument, which would it be?

Cranberry red corduroy.

Damn.

Guitar.


If you were given one day, one store, and a credit card with no limit, where would you shop? (And what would you get?)

Kind of like my dream man, huh?

:rim shot:

Psst...you forgot to leave a question.

*EDIT - SIGH, ONCE AGAIN, I'm too slow. I'm leaving the last question for the next person. I'll just be late if I try and answer it anyway.

I'm slow too. This place is hopping tonight.

REI.



If you were promised that you could get away with robbing a bank, would you?

no way! the guilt would eat me alive!!

What is your dream spouse's personality?