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  I am doing Free Metobolic Assessments Post #16 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2009, 05:42 AM
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So then how you help on an internet forum is read thru existing threads and offer advice without benefiting your pocket book.

When your first two posts are nothing but advertising for your service -- that's spam...

And that's not allowed by forum rules -which you should have read before posting.

if you want to help people - them by all means help people...

oh yeah and it's appalled...

if you switch to Firefox as a web browser, it's got a spell checker built into it...
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Old February 23rd, 2009, 01:37 PM
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Yes, I am a certified weight loss counselor with Belly Buster Diet. Certified by the Before and After Weight Loss Centers in Florida.
That has to be the funniest thing I've heard in months!

Do you hold Belly Buster Parties too?

"Belly Buster Parties are held much like a Mary Kay Cosmetics party or a Pampered Chef party where a hostess invites her friends, relatives and/or co-workers to learn about our diet and our products, which include protein supplements, herbal supplements, and our exclusive take-home, do-it-yourself body wraps kits. You may chose to have a weight loss party or a body wrap party or both."
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Old February 24th, 2009, 03:44 PM
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Belly buster parties? NOW I've heard of everything!
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Yes, I am a certified weight loss counselor with Belly Buster Diet. Certified by the Before and After Weight Loss Centers in Florida.
Yeeeeeah, I looked all of that up and after looking at the website, you are no different than the chubby moms who are "certified" weight loss counselors that work at Jenny Craig. Just because you took some 2 week course on nutrition doesn't mean that you are actually a weight loss counselor. It's a BS title that is given to their employees in order to fool potential customers. I mean, that's what we are right? Customers?

FYI - My friend used to work at LA Weight Loss and was "certified" as well. Oh, I should also mention that my friend didn't know anything about weight loss, nutrition or overall health. She also didn't really care about the people she was "counseling". It was a job that she worked at while she was in college. She, a girl who didn't know shit about health, was a "certified weight loss counselor" just like you. Some respectable title, huh?


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It is my goal to help every living being overweight.
My neighbor has a morbidly obese cat. Your time would be better spent with her.
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Old February 24th, 2009, 04:01 PM
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My neighbor has a morbidly obese cat. Your time would be better spent with her.
>.< LMAO! Um....kitty water aerobics....its TRUE!
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Old February 24th, 2009, 04:29 PM
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I am a Certified Flab Fighter and I too find it apalling that you dummys dont want our help.

We just want to help you loose weight you loosers.

Geez.
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to quote the ever so brilliant Bloom County

it's appalled with 2 p's
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I held a Belly Buster Party at my house on Feb 15.

That was the weekend of the Daytona 500.

I had the boys over for a keg of beer and nachos.

That's the kind of belly buster parties I like.
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I held a Belly Buster Party at my house on Feb 15.

That was the weekend of the Daytona 500.

I had the boys over for a keg of beer and nachos.

That's the kind of belly buster parties I like.
HA!!!
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