Entertaining in a depressed fat man kind of way?

Thanks for coming in, I really do appreciate anyone who can put up with musings of an imbecile for any length of time.

I wouldn't call you an imbecile - a lot of what you said really resonated with me...maybe we both are imbeciles then

I like your reference to your wife's cat - I have one like that as well...pure unadulterated evil, she is going to live forever, I just know it.

It would not surprise me to see 2 imbeciles in a community this large.....

Does your evil one give you the evil stare?
Frightening sometimes. I can almost hear her it seems.

they make drugs for your paranoia ya know

YES!!!!!!!!!!! She gives me this look and I swear she is plotting my demise...I call it the skunk eye. She pretends to be 'nice' to me and then, next thing you know, whap! she scratches/bites you.

Our revenge? We got another cat. He is about a year old and spends ALL of his free time stalking/chasing her around the house. It is WONDERFUL to see.

I figured, that'll show YOU! Hahaha.

But drugs are expensive.
Paranoia is free.

And besides, I am not paranoid- she is out to get me.

Don't worry, I believe you

I agree completely.

What brings a smile to my face is when the other cat chases her around. He is bigger than her and can push her around and dominate her.
Not wishing bad things on her or anything, but she does wish them on me so.....

Figured you would.
Mal just does not understand evil cats apparantly......

Haha...mine will be sitting there and the new one will get up on a table and the minute she starts to move...he jumps on her head. It is better than television sometimes. I love it!

I believe to understand evil cats, you must have an evil cat and see the hate in their eyes...

Cats are the best pets to have for pure entertainment value.

I love them for that!

I agree...I have gotten many a good laugh out of mine...

I really, honesty need to get on the road again or work from home....

In addition to annoying girl there is now a pile of food in the kitchen. I do not get it here, an office of women who are all terrified of swinsuit season and there are piles or sandwiches from Weber Grill and bags of chips all over in there.
All I am trying to do is refill my water bottle and I am getting harrassed to eat some.
How can a 230lb man be told that he is getting too skinny and needs to eat???

Odd world here.
Crap- I hear annoying girl coming.......

People will tell you that because they cannot handle your changes, it makes them uncomfortable in some vague way they probably do not understand.

I totally agree with the food thing. I work in a small office (10 people total) and they are all thin (I was the heaviest, maybe not anymore) yet they bring in all manner of shit to eat. Cakes, cookies, donuts it is so frustrating. I want to tie them down and make them eat it sometimes...

ok - violent tendencies have passed...

I am by far the biggest person in this office. Will be even if I get to my goal.
I just get frustrated sometimes. My mother in law told me to stop- I was getting too 'skinny'. I havn't been skinny in my life- scratch that. I was born a 6lbs 6oz, that is smaller than average.
Short of that- never skinny.

How can the world say I do not need to lose weight??
I am not even overtly muscular and do not 'carry my weight well'.

AARRGG!!!

Frustration over. Need to kill falling.......