When I have time i will set it up and post it all here.
...like people here need something else to distract them from work......

Oh lord. I do not use smilies like this....
Not a good image


Please. Get the address from Ali- she sent me self worth the other day.

Sweetie, you're just racking up the goodies these days!

laryngitis is good now?
I guess if it gets me out of spending any time in an office dominated with 'Tigger' and 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Office' crap then it is good.

express overnight please.

Holy crap, B!!!! I'm sorry I didn't check in earlier. Congratulations to you and your wife. What fun. I am SO excited for you, what a journey. Tell your wife not to worry about labor, it's not nearly as scary as most women like to say it is. (Old war wounds, and all) Mine was a cake walk. Felt awesome. Would love to do it again...I remember buds!

I am so happy for you guys! Hugs.

'Tigger?' Better get used to that. 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Office?' I'll send it same day service.

*off to UPS*

Yikes...come into work a little late and look at what you miss...

I was way too fat to get the whole alien arm/leg/face pushing through your stomach thing...kinda sad when I think about it...

We called her peanut b/c that is how she looked to me in my 10 week ultrasound.

Ironically, she is allergic to peanuts...


Good Morning Dear

I will accept 'Tigger' for a 7 yo.
not a 35 yo....

and please hurry....

Brian........................where are you?????????????????????????


We miss you..................


*turns to Michelle and Angela*

Hey!!!

Another thread needs to be kept warm!!! Are we on shifts or what???

We should be rewarded for our dedication . . .

I know where he lives...I will get the appropriate payment

They will alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll pay....

Mornin' to all who read my drivel...

So yesterday sucked from a work standpoint- really i do not know why I expect it to be any different sometimes. Big Box stores are so freakin used to getting whatever they want when they want it that they expect it now. Unrealistic time-lines?, factories not prepared?, no schedule?- no problem. How the hell we are going to execute a project in 200 stores without confirmed shipping of the material and no schedule and have it complete by 7/3 I have no idea. Apparently it is my job to do other companies jobs, that is my bitch today.
I am going to my brother's house 6/15 to 'celebrate' birthdays and Father's day. My brother is the only person who has not acknowledged my weight loss. Normally I honestly would not care but he actually has said he sees no difference..... 40lbs and no difference..... WTF? He has a pool so I want to practically literally rub my new body in his face until he acknowledges it. I am so freaking dedicated to this next weeks and a half. Being able to say I weigh 220 would be so satisfying especially since he is 6'2 and weighs around 250-265......
although his wife tells me he is fat because he just quit smoking and 'you always gain weight when you quit smoking'.
nope... I quit and have lost 40 lbs in the 5 months.....

I am eating well- taking care of my groin. I think it is getting better but am not squatting or running for another week. sucks because the weather is finally good enough to run outside but oh well. I need to have this healed.

hotter than hell here today- 90 and humid as hell. Cool storms last night though...

The address I received the self worth at was a PO box.....
you all will never find me... too many corn fields to hide in out here...

Never, ever, underestimate me dear...

I'll find you

Careful, Brian. Angela has her own spy plane and apparently files on each of us.