jeeez my babysitting skills are getting a bum rap - I've never dropped a kid on thier head - I've never misplaced a kid, intentionally, and I tell a darn good story... I grew up Irish- kids and booze were normal - toothache? whiskey - headcold? Whiskey? Cramps? whiskey sour...

Ok, if you guys haven't figured it out yet, my wife is nicer, more social, more responsible, funnier, smarter, and cooler than me. (this part is serious)

Thank goodness I am super hot, or else she wouldn't keep me around!

Yeah, I am a boy toy. (this part is a joke)

LOL

No wonder you have a blue face and fangs for teeth.

Hi MFGT! welcom to the forum. Its good your hear to keep FGT in check. I have a five year old and I'm a single mom so gym time is hard to find but I've found that other moms like gym time too so we switch off with the kids, I go for an hour and somebody watches my kid then when I get back I watch the kids and somebody else goes. of course, we do have our flakey days when nobody wants to work out or babysit so it doesn't *always* work out. Good luck!

Awwwwww young love... you're pretty cool so wow.. I'm humbled to be in the presence of such coolness

I figured out why you said this, honey. You were buttering me up so I wouldn't get upset when you bought that HDTV receiver thing, huh?

"Um...no.....

You really are all those thing honestly - except for a few days out of the month."

At this point Mrs Fat Guy Tri called her lawyer.

LOL!

Don't worry, Mal, people don't let me babysit often, either.