pass me a beer please...

Hope your friend's surgery went well and she's in recovery with cocktails smuggled in... or at least a morphine IV drip...

Hope your friend's surgery went well, and that you enjoy your wedding/Thanksgiving festivities this weekend.

I googled the sybian. Wow! That is quite the machine. I guess they cost about $1400!!! That better give some awesome orgasms for that price!

Flirting with a nerd costs nothing

I hope everything is going well for your friend, and I hope you have a fabulous weekend!!

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Originally Posted by bikinibound I googled the sybian. Wow! That is quite the machine. I guess they cost about $1400!!! That better give some awesome orgasms for that price!

Madame S Leather in San Fran, Cali. $850 and you don't have to pay for shipping if you walk in and purchase it or at least that's what it was a year or so ago. HA!!!!

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Originally Posted by James Flirting with a nerd costs nothing

True.


However, it's not cool when their orgasmic scream is, "I loveeeeee you, Princess Leia!!"



Aloha awakea, e ku'u Makoa. E pili mau nā pōmaikaʻi me ʻoe i kēia manawa o ka lā hoʻokahakaha ia 'oe a me kou 'ohana.

-Kelela Ka'uilani aka S Dawg (HA!)

Sheryl, what the hell does that say?

Thanks for the well wishes everyone. The surgery went a little longer than they expected but it also went well, so that's good. And she's doing good.....

Me on the other hand, I'm more hung over than I've been in years. Way, way too much vodka last night at the wedding. I wanted to let loose, but not that loose, lol. Supposedely I was the life of the party though. After the reception many of us went to the bar and from what I remember, had a blast.

I saw a guy a hadn't seen in years. Turns out he plays poker for a living now as well as personal trains. Started talking and the guy is so freaking ignorant when it comes to the body. Let me tell ya, that was a fun, drunk conversation.

Now I have to go mingle with family.... let me tell ya.... I'm sooooo excited.

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Originally Posted by Steve Sheryl, what the hell does that say?

Translation: Dear man tittied hottie, let's go play 'Princess Leia and Dr. Spock.'



Real Translation:

Good evening, Makoa (You already know the meaning of that word, so I'm not repeating that shit.). Wishing the best for you and your family this holiday season.

And screw you. I'm not going to be nice anymore. BAH! I'm taking my "best wishes" with me, you unappreciative, hung over prick.






Wishing your friend a speedy recovery and may you snore your ass away after you gobble down turkey.

-Count Dorkula

So are you the nerd we can flirt with for free? I thought you were a meathead, not a nerd. Or are you a nerdy meathead? That would be kinda hot.

Steve--you're a typical Irish drunk. Go check yourself into AA...lmao

Glad your friend's operation turned out all right.

Haha! Sounds like you know this from experience. So where do you store your sybian?? You packing it in your suitcase when you go to Hawaii? B/c I'm wondering how you're going to last that long without some dick.

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Originally Posted by bikinibound Haha! Sounds like you know this from experience. So where do you store your sybian??

Ummm sold it before I moved to NY. haha (And no, it's not like selling a rubber dong or anything.) There are attachments you can purchase. HA!

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You packing it in your suitcase when you go to Hawaii?

If I had it, there's no way in hell. They'd think it was a bomb or something. Besides, it's heavy. LOL

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B/c I'm wondering how you're going to last that long without some dick.

Oh that's easy. I'll have lots of faces to step on when I'm there. It's a fair trade-off and I'll be happier than a bitch.

-Sybian Tweakin' Sheryl

The melons are baaaaack!

They look more like bowling balls...lol

They are bowling balls, but when I had that picture as my avatar a while back, a few mistook them for melons... the nickname just kind of stuck!

that's two in a row for Philly - you regaining your love of them again?